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Someone who claps bootycheecks everyday and can bench 500 kilograms.

Has huge dick
Wow that guy has a huge dick he must be a Hilmar
by Blackjacksackhack June 05, 2019
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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A small town of about 4,000 people. Has the largest privately- owned cheese factory in the U.S.
Where the heck is Hilmar?
by Burgerboy the 5th July 27, 2008
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The word hilmar is most commonly used for two things, to describe a really bad smelling person or a dead tree.
Look! We have to cut down that hilmar !

God, you smell like some hilmar
by Dunnon March 03, 2010
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Probably the biggest cunt known to man kind, however if he cares about someone he will treat them like a queen. Probably the gayest creature and somewhat known for not beong loyal until he meets the one. Medsy eater but it can be cute. Tall and handsome with the dad bod going strong. Pairs well with the name Tegan. His partners are alwayd too good for him.
“Hey did you hear about Hilmar comming out?”
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