Human Catfish
Walking talking cannibalistic human catfish.
Toe Sucker
Americuhhhh yeeyee
guns beer HUNTIN DEER
Walking talking cannibalistic human catfish.
Toe Sucker
Americuhhhh yeeyee
guns beer HUNTIN DEER
by jobeewob April 08, 2021
An inbreed redneck, that likes to do his mom...catches racoons, and only has one tooth. Wears overalls and smells like a nasty skunk. Also lives in west virginia and has 6 toes on one foot
why was the tooth brush invented in west virginia..because if it wasnt, it would be called the teeth brush.
A hillbilly invented the tooth brush to brush his one tooth
A hillbilly invented the tooth brush to brush his one tooth
by nick April 11, 2004
Hillbilly goats are easier to domesticate because itβs not so treacherous to chase and capture them than it is to climb high/rugged terrain in pursuit of the lofty-mountain-peak dwellers.
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
Nice hardworking people that live in or are from Appalachia or the Ozarks who are misunderstood
Examples of how a hillbilly is portrayed
barefoot, trigger happy, Inbred, lazy, isolated, people who live in run down homes and wear old clothes
A real modern hillbilly
Kind people that can live in towns and cities or isolated in the mountains ,but still not disconnected from society, Generally own a few cars, sometimes own farms and are honest workers who are proud of who they are, but they are still stubborn and can be very poor.
Examples of how a hillbilly is portrayed
barefoot, trigger happy, Inbred, lazy, isolated, people who live in run down homes and wear old clothes
A real modern hillbilly
Kind people that can live in towns and cities or isolated in the mountains ,but still not disconnected from society, Generally own a few cars, sometimes own farms and are honest workers who are proud of who they are, but they are still stubborn and can be very poor.
Guy 1: Hey I just got a new hillbilly neighbor and I was thinking of throwing him a welcome party.
Guy 2: Do it!
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Guy 1: knocks on hillbilly neighborβs door
Hillbilly: Hello! I wasnβt expecting anyone coming over but I got some fruit, want some?
Guy 1: Actually I came to welcome you to the neighborhood
Hillbilly: Oh thank you! Come sit.
Guy 1: Thank you
*they have a conversation and they become friends
Guy 2: Do it!
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Guy 1: knocks on hillbilly neighborβs door
Hillbilly: Hello! I wasnβt expecting anyone coming over but I got some fruit, want some?
Guy 1: Actually I came to welcome you to the neighborhood
Hillbilly: Oh thank you! Come sit.
Guy 1: Thank you
*they have a conversation and they become friends
by Some random nice dude July 08, 2020
Retarted americans that shoot guns belive in the kkk drink booze all the time. Fuck sheep missing most all their teeth drive crappy trucks with big tires while fuckin their sister. Their hobbys are let's see who stinks worse, shoot the skunk, eat roadkill, don't wipe your ass cause it's fun,taste grandmas pussy,hold up a wal-mart,lets not cut the lawn,leave trash for the coons so we can eat em,my dad is really grandpa,burn the outhouse cause it full,yahoo elvis,and what is it.
by tube666 November 17, 2006
Sep 9 trending
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