by PO2 Cook June 26, 2018
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
T: "Bobby just toked all our chronic! Where'd he go?"
D: "Oh probably high jacking..."
T: "Haha sweet"
D: "Oh probably high jacking..."
T: "Haha sweet"
by Epic Jubs November 13, 2009
by herpotprince March 13, 2014
by RyanIsSOOOOOOOOGAY666 May 03, 2018
Joe: Hey bra, you were in the bathroom for a really long time.
Jim: Dude, I was just high jacking, gotta get in the mile high club somehow.
Jim: Dude, I was just high jacking, gotta get in the mile high club somehow.
by willklinton August 06, 2013
Masturbating while smoking weed.
Synonyms include:
-masturblazing
-weedwhacking
-leafblowing yourself
-disappointing your parents
Synonyms include:
-masturblazing
-weedwhacking
-leafblowing yourself
-disappointing your parents
Mum: *walks in ur room*
You: smokes weed while cumming to thicccc girls
Mum: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', GIMP BOI?!
You: highjacking, mum.
Mum: GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR, RIGHT NOW!!
You: LET ME EXIST IN PEACE!
Mum: SON OF A BITCH
You: HELL YEAH, I AM!
Mum: RHIEWJFHEUIWJKDH3GWIUQJ
You: smokes weed while cumming to thicccc girls
Mum: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', GIMP BOI?!
You: highjacking, mum.
Mum: GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR, RIGHT NOW!!
You: LET ME EXIST IN PEACE!
Mum: SON OF A BITCH
You: HELL YEAH, I AM!
Mum: RHIEWJFHEUIWJKDH3GWIUQJ
by Squawk_on_my_cob August 15, 2018
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

