Jhon acts so girly, he is probabally a highballer.

"After four beers and a shot, Steve was ready for anything, even a highball with Big Bertha."

"Dude can we please drive thru Del Taco? I'm so high and I don't wanna go inside."

"No dude, I hate the smell it leaves in my car. Put on some sunglasses and ain't no one gonna be able to see your highballs."

"It's 9:30 pm though..."

"People will just think it's a fashion statement."

That suse is a highball.

Cop: Dude, whad'ya take, HIGH BALLS???
Dude: hfhgggfhgjd

Mary: I was meaning to pleasure my man last night with some baby oil, but I accidentally picked up the bottle of CBD oil instead!
Jane: How'd that turn out?
Mary: Highballs.

“I knew the second my mom saw my highballs, I was a goner.”