Masturbating with your non-dominant, numb hand after temporary loss of sensation (i.e. performing a stranger). This gives you the sensation of your first, clumsy, uncoordinated hand job in High School.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.