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A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.
I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.
by C-1 June 22, 2018
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A gif of a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif.
I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.
by C-1 June 22, 2018
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An erection that was never supposed to happen but you're the only person who notices it
When he opened a packet of noodles he found a hidden missile
by Xceed Skipper January 05, 2019
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