The ordinary looking type of guy that manages to hook up with unbelievably attractive women due to his enormous wang.
(Incidentally, armadillos have the largest penises relative to their body size)

A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.

Something you don't see because you are distracted by a semi-naked woman.