A word to describe one of the coolest girls in the world. A Holly Heywood can be very spontaneous at times, but always brings joy to people. Usually, people will cry in awe of a Holly Heywood.
Peter: Man, i just hung out with a Holly Heywood! It was AMAZING.
Bobby: Aw man i'm so jealous! I've never met a Holly Heywood.
Bobby: Aw man i'm so jealous! I've never met a Holly Heywood.
by M. pixie January 23, 2011
One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.
Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 27, 2010
Another fictious name that is great to use when attending tradeshows where name badges are required. Best results when the wearer approaches either a new sales rep or a male/female sales team.
"Good morning, Heywood Jafugger" "Why yes, I wouldn't mind buggering that little tart".
Also a great name for a fictious business. Jablome & Jafugger, may I help you. I'm sorry, Dick Gozinya is no longer at this office.I'm sorry, Woody Bangor is out for the day too."
Also a great name for a fictious business. Jablome & Jafugger, may I help you. I'm sorry, Dick Gozinya is no longer at this office.I'm sorry, Woody Bangor is out for the day too."
by Ida Eatherout September 21, 2006
by steve meister June 20, 2004
i actually met a guy named Haywood Jablomi. He's an older dude, maybe in his mid-50s, lives west of Chicago. What the hell his parents were thinking naming him Haywood I don't know. He said he's used to the jokes about his name by now, although he doesn't like them, he won't change his name. But his friends call him Woody.
by ciotog September 18, 2003