A sexual orientation where a person is attracted to or desire sexual intercourse with all of the following: men, women, animals, dead people or dead animals, hermaphrodites, and toasters.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A person who is in love with hexagons
Any other sexualities are inferior to these.

Including Pentasexual (in love with pentagons) Septasexual (in love with septagons) Octasexual (in love with octagons)