Two people in a friendly relationship that does not include sex... at all. Although it may include: nose-bopping, affectionate name calling, flirting, lifting the other. excessive hugging
Jessie Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield are heterosexual
by ThePinataNetwork February 1, 2011
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When you're only attracted to people of the opposite sex, and in some cases, opposite gender.
Alisia is Heterosexual, she's only attracted to people who identify as male!

Kristoph is heterosexual, he is only attracted to people with female body parts
by BennyTheGay November 3, 2016
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Gay women: I'm so happy I dont like guys

Hetero man: I can turn to heterosexual 🤤(🤢)
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Do not do this disgusting
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Disgusting straggots who feel the need to belittle people based on the fact that they like the opposite sex or want to change their gender
"Ew a heterosexuals, cover your eyes kids! "
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People who like someone of the opposite gender. I do not believe they exist. They are a m y t h told to scare us gays into the closet.
Oh gods, heterosexuals have flirted with me. Little do they know, I am a disaster lesbian.
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Most pedophiles. Most pedophiles are heterosexual. This is a statistical fact. Thankfully, most heterosexuals are NOT pedophiles.
Most pedophiles are only interested in targeting victims of the opposite sex, therefore making such individuals heterosexual.
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