Urban Dictionary: Heskeyed

Usable when spectating a school fight. For example:
OH SHIT BITCH, ****'S GONNA GET HESKEYED!

by TryHardNinja April 27, 2012

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Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.

Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.

by Heskey is the best April 09, 2012

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Heskeying

When you change someone's background to Emile Heskey

I'm heskeying you

by Saluc June 11, 2014

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Heskey

6 foot 3 and 15 stone of muscle, England international and Liverpool striker, yet can't win a header and always falls over when shortarse full-backs go near him.

"Heskey's lost the header to a 5 foot defender and has fallen over!"

by Chief December 09, 2003

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heskey

A girl who goes down very, very easily.

That slag was such a heskey.

by easysleasy October 02, 2007

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Heskey

Another term for useless piece of shite.

'Your fucking shit heskey'

by Joe Hughes June 18, 2004