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If your looking to get pissed but underage. Hop on your local train down to Hertford and I can promise you, you will get served. If your a girl, the trick is to lean over the till so they can see your cleavage but on the other hand if your a boy your gonna need to look the bollocks as they priorities the girls tits over the bullshit story you’ll say. Make sure you’ve got the buzz cut followed up by a bulky silver chain.
How to get served at Hertford food and wine

Girl: Hello can I have a £5.29 bottle of Smirnoff

Shop owner: I need to see id

Girl: (leaning over the counter with her tits highly viewable), your looking good today
by Pcnash April 22, 2019
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