The act of molesting and/or penetrating the most elderly waitress at Cracker Barrel.
History:
Uncle Herschel had a impulsive sexual taste for old women, near death.
Uncle Herschel's Favorite is an act, a documented chain of events comprised from Herschel's most coveted and well known encounter.
Prerequisites:
Her tits must sag
like Two Eggs over easy. You must jiggle (earthquake
test) to ensure maturity.
The act:
Using three fingers you then must enter her rectum in a pinching motion, pulling out any loose debris, then feeding her the Mashbrown Asserole before it can be contaminated from the outside
air. It must be
fresh and ripe and done so in a sweeping motion. Or if you prefer, that step can be bypassed if you'd rather insert an entire fried apple in her a-hole. There must be a Sawmill Gravy run in her panties, and her inner vaginal walls must be the consistency of
grits. Both can only be tested only with your tongue, and no pinching of the nose is allowed. You then have to pick your
meat and insert it whichever hole is still duty-free, while balancing the triangular peg game on her head.
Any deviation, and it's not an
Uncle Herscel's Favorite... Just nastyness, plus extensive jailtime.
Bob: I'm
horny.
Neil: I'm hungry.
Bob: Want to goto Cracker Barrel?
Neil: Hell yea, what are you gonna eat?
Bob: I'm probably gonna get an Uncle Herschel's Favorite
