After an evening of chasing flamingos, Chad and JR are looking to relax by finding a nice old lady to herring salad.

guy 1: Boy look at that girls ass.
guy 2: Yeah, I'd like to toss her salad.

dude didn't you see it? Rob smoked Bills salad last night! really fucked him up man! fuck man he, smoked his/her salad

Hey Bray, did you toss her cobb salad last night???

Friend: What does it me to Toss Her Like A Salad?
Me: You know that bitch Zoe?
Friend: Yea..?
Me: I tossed her like a salad last night.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

ya so me and chloe were goin' at it and i ended up bunning her salad.. it was pretty good!