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The action of getting herpes in the past tense. Super gross and should be avoided all costs.
oh god I got herped last night by this random ass girl in a hot dog suit
by horseluver666 January 03, 2017
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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someone who is too damn sick with herpes or some form of STD that you dont even want to touch!
Damn, did you see that girl's herped up lip.
by Marvin Aceves February 22, 2005
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