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A form of herpes/hepatitis which can be contracted by a)stepping on broken glass and b)partaking in sexual encounters with minors. Symptoms include mucus-laden coughing, body aches, disorientation. Warning: don't play frisbee around broken bottles.
Broken glass is ouch
Watch what you do with your feet
Herpatitus, Nooooo!
by micdizzle July 10, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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inflammation of the herpes contracted by staying at a Ramada Inn in Anahiem. It is when your herpes get hepatitis. Commonly associated with elephantitus.
I got herpatitus from that bed!
by racheln June 24, 2007
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