Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.

Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"

by CaptainYuri April 6, 2011

Herp Derp

An expression used when a person, or yourself, has done somthing extremely stupid and dopey

Person 1: Dude, I just hit my head on the door.
Person 2: HERP DERP.

by Kommandant November 25, 2009

Herp derp

When two people from different cultures have an outdoor wedding and the person officiating is Jewish.

That wedding was a total herp derp.

by Jexlar January 8, 2018

herp-derp

the answer for every physics problem according to idiot hipsters that think they are so cool

Q: What is the force of gravity?
A: herp-derp
Teacher: you're a moron

by what??oh i get it . . . kinda May 27, 2011

herp derp

Something idiots say. Usually it is supposed to indicate stupidity in somebody else, but the person saying it is usually the dumb one.

Herp derp look at this noob.

by Turbo_Phoenix April 26, 2011

Herp Derp

A phrase said by idiotic morons who think they are cooler then they actually are.

HERP DERP. I AM SO HIPSTER.

by mmmmmhm October 17, 2010

herp derp

A rage face showing expression of dumbness or suprising.

Hey, look, it's the herp derp face!

by superworddude May 17, 2014