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Girl: Wow, you just saved me from that train!

Boy: Apparently I did.

Boy's Best Friend: What an act of heroism.
by alan cheng January 19, 2018
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Extreme and utter stupidity that can get you laid.
Girl: Wow, you just saved me from that train!

Boy: Apparently I did.

Boy's Best Friend: What an act of heroism. Dumbass.

Girl: Here's my phone number.

Boy's Best Friend: Son of a bitch!
by DorkVader January 08, 2010
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A story submitted to the website www.randomactofheroism.com (coming soon).

Random Act of Heroism© is a selfless action with dramatic impact.
"Another evening sitting with my father at the hospital was pretty hard. I’ve never felt so empty. Driving out of the parking lot, I stopped my car and rolled down the window for the cashier.

Without looking up she said, 'The guy who just drove out already paid for you,' and then she looked at me and smiled. I'd just experienced one of those Heroisms I've heard so much about. Suddenly, I wasn’t alone. "
by Wendy Pan February 09, 2012
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