The act of not screwing up during a mission.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

When someone tries to accomplish something that is near impossible to look cool and/or skillful and fails miserably in the process (can happen in the gaming world and in real life). Usually results in embarrassment and ridicule from friends.

The only person that manages not to fuck up during a mission.