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An ugly person who is generally unaware of their ugliness. May later turn out to be an important figure in society regardless of this. The name is taken from the hero of the first-person role playing game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which is notorious for its (hilariously) faulty character creation screen and derpy-looking character models.
Guy 1: Rate me 1-10. Girls say I'm creepy, and I'm a virgin because of that...
Guy 2: You look like what happens when you click Randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen
Guy 3: It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!
Guy 2: You look like what happens when you click Randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen
Guy 3: It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!
by Xeretsym December 16, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018