This is a city in Virginia and may I say so myself, it's pretty damn awesome. You have to be here to understand just how awesome it is. If you don't like it, well you're probably going to end up dying in Sterling. Herndon kicks ass. WOOT!

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A place in Virginia where all the illegals go and hide out. It's a very bad place.

When you join a fantasy football league, fail to make the playoffs, refuse to pay the entry fee, ignore and block emails from the league commissioner, and hang up on the commissioner when they call to collect the fee.

Dumbest Town in Virginia, made of slackers, Illegal Aliens, Snobby White People, And Non-existent African Americans

to take a crap, bowel movement, shit

An uncommon first name, but if you know somebody named Herndon, he or she has a penis that can only be described as "renaissance like".