Similar to the Dirty Sanchez only instead of sticking a finger in the woman’s anus while fucking her doggiestyle, you stick your finger in your own ass and apply a mustache with your own feces.
In order to make sure he was hipster compliant for Movember, he decided to become Dirty Hernandez and give his partner a fecal matter mustache to show off to their friends.
by Bizz Jizz August 03, 2018
Gabe hernandez is the biggest normie around. Some people might consider him to be the mega normie times a quintillion. He is also a Borneo a mega oof Borneo.
by Bitch who the duck September 26, 2018
guy who was awesome. played for the mets and led the best mets team ever to a world series win in 1986. he has a sweet 'stache.
by mets fan March 12, 2006
by china zerdoun September 02, 2008
Mariana is the most beautiful girl in the world she smart, funny, creative, cute, and much more. She's perfect she's like the only girl that will understand everyone, if you ever catch a Mariana don't let her go. The best girl you will ever meet. She's mine.
Mariana Hernandez is the best girlfriend
by Juanportillo.18 June 14, 2015