someone who is very strange and weird. he can be very funny at sometimes and others act like a complete psychopath. when he stares you down with his blank eyes you feel like the world is on fire.
that guy is really scaring me, hes probably a herman
by babycarrot69 December 26, 2018
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a loser who cant take care of kids. often gets them taken in the divorce.
usually single.
Bad at charming and is heavily self centered.
"whose that guy over there?"

"hes a Herman. completely single."
"No thank you!"
by Jinchihope January 23, 2019
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Herman is a matausi, he’s tall and fat but also a huge dickhead ✌🏼
Dj: who’s that matausi over there?

Ben: that’s just fat head Herman
by Kefeusita’e June 19, 2020
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To make noises akin to PeeWee Herman's laugh, especially during sex.
The last time the girl orgasmed, she was Hermaning so hard that the neighbors called the cops.
by DecepticonZombie March 26, 2015
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A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.
Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.
by ArlingtonHilltops March 15, 2009
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herman with ADHD is usaly a gay middle schooler ho tries to make you laugh but fails and will try to rape you and dry hump you and when not given what he wants he will spaz out.
ugh... its herman with ADHD
by ilume DA natie March 08, 2019
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Jack Herman is a self asborbed egotistical piece of shit. The type of pussy to talk major shit online but can't say it to your face. A term to use when something is extra or unbelievable ugly. The term can also be used to describe one who's ego is so big trying to make up for the fact that their dick is little.

Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.
"Man you're being such a Jack Herman right now"
by Jackhermanbitch November 12, 2018
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