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The most amazing caring boyfriend who will always be there for you. He is a sweet little dumpling but can also be an ass. He does some stupid stuff but tries his best. He isn't all that good at admitting how he feels so you have to keep a look out for his sensitive side by observing the smallest reactions :)
LoVES liL PeeP
Heriberto is the most adorable dumpling!
by RinE3 October 20, 2018
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A really buff mexican guy with a thick, hardy mustache.
"damn, foo. that guy has a mustache like an heriberto."
by pippyobscene June 15, 2008
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Heriberto is the name for a Hispanic/light skin man who has a big cack. He also benches at least 225 and has the biceps of Hulk Hogan. Besides being a badass a Heriberto also has a sensitive side. He loves music and has a undeniable love for XXX, Trippie Redd, and perhaps Juicewrld. If you meet a Heriberto consider yourself lucky.
Wow, he’s that guy is so cool I bet his name is Heriberto.
by Excaliber9908 February 13, 2020
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is that god?

No thats the trumpet... HERIBERTO
(plays a b flat and flies away)
by I effed you're mom January 24, 2020
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