"When they shanked this guy named Herb in the showers," said the inmate, "it was Herbicide."

*texting*
"wyd?"
"just finished listening to East Jesus nowhere"
"Nice! What's the chorus?"
"A fire burns today, of blasphemy and herbicide.
DAMN AUTOCORRECT"

Stoner 1: "Dude, how ripped were you last night? When I said good night as I was leaving, you couldn't even make an intelligible sound!"
Stoner 2: "Waddya 'spect man, we seriously committed herbicide!"

"hey man i just scored some killer herbicide."

(to man blocking subway door): 'step aside, herbicide!'

Dude 1: Yo what happened to Nick? He looks noticeably more fresh and natty than ever

Dude 2: I heard he finally herbicided

Dude 1: Ah, that explains it.