The absolute height of sexual prowess, the Herbal Teabag is a process in which a man dunks his scrotum into a vat of runny feces, preferably left in the sun to bake for a few hours, and proceeds to deposit it into the waiting mouth of another.
1. "Dude, Andrew was passed out after the party and I totally gave him an Herbal Teabag."

2. "Man, I think my girlfriend is a freak, she won't stop hounding me for an Herbal Teabag."
by Ghetto Neematoad April 07, 2008
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While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.
Last night my girlfriend got a great herbal essence experience.
by kumhearho September 10, 2010
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Often referred to as a gathering for homosexuals in which sodomy is performed with several partners giving and receiving simultaneously.
I just got back from an herbal rave and let's just say "tis the season of giving...and receiving."
by oregonducksfan21 January 08, 2010
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Weed, pot, chronic, kill, KB, marijuana, dope...whatever you want to call it. When you say this instead of one of those words, it's more subtle and adds some much needed variety to your pathetic stoner life.
Everyone meet at my house at exactly 4:20 PM on the 20th day of April. Drinks are on the house and so is the herbal refreshment. (sounds high class and refined, doesn't it?)
by Nick D April 26, 2003
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A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."
"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."

"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"

"No, but I did."
by SBCP February 01, 2010
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"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !"

"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
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An herbal agreement is an acknowledged contract, the terms of which have been agreed upon where payment for items or services is paid in marijuana.
Devin and his mom had an herbal agreement he'd have her car washed by this Friday.
by BalkyB December 15, 2014
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