“It’s called hentai and it’s art” - Stanley

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

"It's called hentai, and it's art." - Stanley Hudson

Human 1: Yo, wanna check out porn this weekend with beer?
Human 2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human porn.
Human 2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human 2: Shut up! You're not my friend anymore! So fuck off!

I like to watch hentai

Weaboo 1- Dude, I saw this DragonBall Z Hentai last night! I was in the bathroom for only like, a minute!
Weaboo 2- Naruto hentai is totes better!

1. All of the hentai on the bus were looking at my boobs.
2. Hide the hentai! Mom's coming!