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Just another synonym for God.
Also means almighty, and is often used in sentences where people describe how someone is supreme to the others.
Also used as a counter-word against Per-Stian, which is the most gay word/name in the universe.
Also means almighty, and is often used in sentences where people describe how someone is supreme to the others.
Also used as a counter-word against Per-Stian, which is the most gay word/name in the universe.
by Gud May 21, 2008
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
3
The most savage chill, humble, funny and charming motherfucker in most groups, with a penis bigger and better with any of the ones in your wet dreams. May not be the smartest, but is an amazing gamer; an absolute pussy magnet.
"Holy. Fucking. Shit"
"What now?!"
"That guys such a Henrik!"
"What guy-
-oh my fucking god get his number AfuckingSAP!!"
"What now?!"
"That guys such a Henrik!"
"What guy-
-oh my fucking god get his number AfuckingSAP!!"
by Alyssa Violet January 16, 2019
5
Refers to a guy in his late 20s or early 30s who is quietly arrogant, avoids commitment, drinks excessively, spends as much time as possible partying, only does things if they have direct benefit for him, especially financially, has lots of superfical acquaintances but no real friends as he avoids getting to know people -- but he is the guy everyone likes to invite to social events. An eternal playboy who wenjoys being devil's advocate and playing people off one another while trying to avoid getting any negative energy directed at him. Likes to flirt but is not ready for a mature relationship with a woman.
If you want to go on a date with him, you better ask -- he's such a Henrik.
Hey, Henrik is here -- it's going to be a great party!
Hey, Henrik is here -- it's going to be a great party!
by Elskede February 10, 2010
6
Someone who suffers from a lack of vitamin D, due to staying within the confines of his own room for hours on end. Lives solely on Pot Noodles, and is unable to spend more than half an hour alone without touching himself intimately. Uses the excuse of taking a 'cold shower', when he is in the mood to 'spank the monkey.' Wears a ring similar to that of a 19th century pirate.
by badboi999 March 23, 2015