One who is of hidden "Hebrew" descent. In other words a "Closet Jew". Tends to portray Jew's in an obscene manner, but secretly cry's at night sucking on a dradle shaped pacifier holding the Tanakh close to heart. One who claims to be an excellent Madden player, but in all actuality puts the Sheeny Curse on all that oppose him, causing the game to be rigged. Note of Caution: If there is a Hendrickx around hide your wallet and all virgin male anus's, for they tend to flock to money and male backside's. Found mostly in Canada and parts of the U.S. (e.g. Minnesota)

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

A double Martini + a raw egg