An absolute top of the hierarchy mad lad. Usually their names are Declan Carey and they do always have a large penis. If you want to be a Hench Lad you cannot just become a Hench Lad as the Hench Ladness chooses you.
Oh look it’s a Hench Lad. I bet he has a body count of 160803.
by VerySexyHenchLad February 06, 2020
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a man who is extremely hench.
and fuckin buff.
you just wanna make love to him hes such a babe.
"Fuck me, he is hench as FUCK!"
"I just want a hench as fuck man in my life."
by tinkabizzle October 11, 2007
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To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.
Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!
by fiftybore February 20, 2011
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Some tank ass mother fucker, who has the pure strength of a stallion!
Terry: Fuck me that black guys hench!!
Davis: Yeah man, he's hench as a horse!
by Hench. May 02, 2011
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being ripped from working out in the gym, but nobody can tell because you have to many tattoos
Guy 1 : Jim's as skinny as a twig
Guy 2 : No way hes stealth hench
by billsmut September 01, 2014
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someone who his obese and is fighting diabetes type 2
omg he is hench i hope he is doing ok
by Henchㅤ December 15, 2020
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Hench defines a person or object so ungodly large in stature that there is no way you will fuck with it/them .
Steve: "oi that prick over there is tryna steal my bird should fuck him up mate?'
John:"nah that blokes fuckin Hench mate he'd destroy you!"
by EpicFortniteGamer42069 April 24, 2019
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