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Verb: Prior to performing anal sex with a partner (male or female), one agitates the hemorrhoids surrounding the anus so as to cause the area to become lubricated.
I ran out of KY so when she agreed to anal I had to hemorlube

her ass!
by c-budo August 14, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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