A helmet is British slang word that's used to describe an individual who's being stupid or has completely no reputation to join a conversation or add their opinion.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

The first meaning is another name for the head of the penis. Due to the similarity of shape and positioning on the end of the penis.

However you can also call someone a 'helmet'. You would use this if they are acting like a total idiot by saying or doing ridiculous things.

A helmet is someone who tries too hard and thinks they are proper top like they're on par with the head of a penis. Ironically however they are more like a skid mark on an old mans pair of gruds

1. the top of a man's penis, or a hermaphodite's penis I guess as well. Also reffered to as a purple helmet.
2. A condom, as worn on the head of your penis, perhaps a more accurate term.
3. A kevlar, or plastic covering for your less important head, as worn while riding a motorcycle or visiting a construction site. Or oddly, enough, while exploring actual caverns. See spelunking.

To play the game of Helmet means to touch everything with the tip of your penis. i.e. - to go up to your friend's toothbrush and rub your penis tip on it. Gross? Yes. Amusing? Not really.

an individual who is in need of a helmet, for their mental capacity is so small that thoughts floating around can hurt their head, causing their brow to furrow. a slight tilting of the head is also common.