Consumption of alcohol and magic mushrooms combined, resulting in an overpowering trip and a feeling of claustrophobia. With the intentions of freeing oneself to the outside world but conversely getting stuck in the stairwell on the way out because the doors just disappeared

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.