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Place worse than hell but more boring than a chess competion.
Man this is Hellsinky man. Let get out of here man.
by ZXC75 December 24, 2009
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Da unwanted result of a pirate ship's trying to pillage da capital of Finland --- i.e., said sea-tub will end up like da Titanic, and plummet straight to da "fire and brimstone" depths of eternity.
If I was gonna sail to Finland, it definitely wouldn't be to raid it for monetary treasure --- I'm a gentle respectful dude, and so I'd wanna go there for peaceful and hopefully romantic purposes... Finnish women are known for their ample "treasure chests" and a fairly relaxed level of "willingness", and so that would be far more satisfying for me than gold or jewels; besides, I wouldn't be nearly so likely to suffer "Hellsinky" from the mere act of politely asking local ladies with well-endowed chests to let me "sample the goods" as I would from trying to steal their financial riches.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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