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A hellpost is similar to a shitpost, but much much worse. It's a post that is so bad that it makes you feel like you've been trapped in hell for 900 years.
The phrase
"I love crunchy slime."
This is a hellpost. Reading it makes me wish the Earth would disintegrate and fling my wretched body into the sun, killing me instantly.
"I love crunchy slime."
This is a hellpost. Reading it makes me wish the Earth would disintegrate and fling my wretched body into the sun, killing me instantly.
by AnElativePerson January 09, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005