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A televangelist or any person who claims to understand the word of God, using that to exploit people.
Someone who tries to scare and decieve people, in order to take their money, "in the name of God."
Someone who claims to have recieved the free gift of Salvation and tells others they must BUY information from them in order to be saved.
Someone who tries to scare and decieve people, in order to take their money, "in the name of God."
Someone who claims to have recieved the free gift of Salvation and tells others they must BUY information from them in order to be saved.
Trevor: "Did you see that Televangelist on channel 89 last night? He was explaining all the signs that prove that the world is about to end. I ordered the DVD and book set that details all I need to do to be prepared for the end."
Mark: "How much did that cost?"
Trevor: "$149.00. Why? What does it matter with eternity at stake?"
Mark: "Think about it, Trevor. If that hellevangelist really believes that the end is near, why does HE need all that money?"
Mark: "How much did that cost?"
Trevor: "$149.00. Why? What does it matter with eternity at stake?"
Mark: "Think about it, Trevor. If that hellevangelist really believes that the end is near, why does HE need all that money?"
by Jubileesings October 16, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011