when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.
Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now.

Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!

Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.
by Sniffles Bakalakastan June 27, 2009
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When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.
Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.
by Jalopnik December 22, 2011
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A Gorgeous women who is great to talk to ,and to be in a relationship with , she will right you lots of love letters, and call you alot , but she will always be there for you, never take a girl like her for granted.
That woman Hellen Thach will always be my first love.
by myveryFirstlove December 02, 2011
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The act of fucking a girl till climax and cumming in her eyes and ears. You then knock her out and when she wakes up, she won’t be able to see or hear.
I’m bouta pull The Hellen Keller on your ass
by ESPO579 October 06, 2019
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A ridiculously awful shot in beer pong; *As if Hellen Keller herself just threw the pong ball*
"Damn Jimmy we're tied up one cup to one. You need to make this shot nigga, your last two have been strait Hellen Kellers for sure!"
by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 25, 2006
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To put your fingers in a person's ears as they jack you off into their own eyes.
I Hellen-Kellered that bitch.
by Nicolas J. Anzaldua August 11, 2007
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