by Johnny bob999988885555 March 11, 2021
An infinite punishment sentenced by a loving god for finite transgressions, and for not wholly submitting to a loving god.
Johnny was a good man. He'd gave much of his money away to charity. However Johnny didn't submit to the Christian god, so god in his infinite mercy and selflessness lovingly threw him in the lake of fire known as hell to burn in agony for all eternity.
by Secularist June 19, 2011
Anyone who has a website that shows the number of days some poor murdered young man has been in hell, is obviously full of shit and truly evil, and if there is a hell he's going.
by Cam July 4, 2004
A place of afterlife for the assholes who didn’t follow god and it is for torments and punishment and fucking lava everywhere and fire and people burning Like a fucking chicken nugget.
People u will find in hell
Whores
Prostitutes
Criminals
Thiefs
Dick suckers
Non god believers
Satnism assholes
Donald trump
Hijakers
Kidnappers
Rapists
More assholes
People doesn’t do shit in life and fucking lazy
And more assholes
James Charles
Pedophiles
Logan Paul
Jake Paul
Hair dick barbars
T-Series
Whores
Prostitutes
Criminals
Thiefs
Dick suckers
Non god believers
Satnism assholes
Donald trump
Hijakers
Kidnappers
Rapists
More assholes
People doesn’t do shit in life and fucking lazy
And more assholes
James Charles
Pedophiles
Logan Paul
Jake Paul
Hair dick barbars
T-Series
by Wael blox August 11, 2019
1) A small town in Michigan that is about an hour's drive away from the MSU area. This town has two buildings. (As I said, SMALL.) The first is an "Ice Scream" store, which also sells t-shirts with slogans such as "Been through Hell" and various other souveniers. The other is a small post office, which will singe the edges of letters and postmark them from Hell. Popular place to send allomony checks from. Will also sell you a square inch of Hell for $6.66.
Due to Hell's location, it really does freeze over quite often.
2) A fictional place of torture during the afterlife. A place Unitarians don't believe in.
3) Any place you don't want to be.
Due to Hell's location, it really does freeze over quite often.
2) A fictional place of torture during the afterlife. A place Unitarians don't believe in.
3) Any place you don't want to be.
1) So, I was walking through Hell yesterday and it was freezing, man. There was almost four inches of snow on the ground.
2)Oh noes! You stole that pen you found in the street?! You're going to Hell!
3) Oh, God. My mom's making us go to Hell. Something about a speech she's giving. All I know is we're spending 4 hours in some hot, sweaty auditorium.
2)Oh noes! You stole that pen you found in the street?! You're going to Hell!
3) Oh, God. My mom's making us go to Hell. Something about a speech she's giving. All I know is we're spending 4 hours in some hot, sweaty auditorium.
by Maggalaggadingdong August 28, 2006
Smack-dab in the middle of Alabama.
Some people will tell you that Hell is "where every evil soul goes after the body dies. It is located in the middle of the Earth and populated by little red guys who poke you with sharp sticks. It is ruled over by Satan, Prince of Darkness, and is the homeplace of the worst torturers in existence." These people are lying. There is nowhere worse than Alabama.
by Squeed September 1, 2005
by Mackla August 27, 2005
