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The act of spinning a partial erect penis to incite disgust or excitement. True origins are unknown, but was first recorded by medieval chroniclers when viking norsemen raided their lands. Male Raiders would fully disrobe and pull their genitals out and start spinning their members at the same time. Inciting mass fear in the men and women fully knowing their intent of rape. Back then it was referred to as the spinning one eyed monster. Unlike previous origins this act did not originate in the late 1800s From a man named Winston Wellington. It is much older and was called something entirely different before it became modernized.
Man - "The Vikings are here son, and their spinning the one eyed monster (helicopter dick). Quick son, help hide your mother and sister. We know their intent"
by Christpherson April 03, 2021
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when you spin your hips in a circular motion so your penis looks like a helicopter rotor. Seen in the lonely island music video 3 way
by dapredakiller June 01, 2011
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The hilarity that ensues when a femme tries on her masculine-identified significant other's strap-on, and ends up just swinging it around randomly, yet in centrifugal motions, similar to a helicopter.
by HeatherYvonne January 12, 2015
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The art of helicopter dick is when a man pulls down his pants and knickers to showcase his penis to the world by shaking his hips like Shakira and flopping his semi-hard cock in a clockwise direction.
It's not easy executing the helicopter dick but someone's gotta do it. *Rips off pants like Magic Money and gives the audience what they have been waiting for by unleashing below average sized cock and balls.*
by Trap Monroe February 02, 2018
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Abhorrent pelvic gyrations performed by human males causing their flacid penis to flail about in a most uncomplementary manner; typically performed in the presence of a human female in a misguided attempt to impress her during the mating ritual.
Mary had considered "going all the way" with Bob until she witnessed the horror of him performing the Helicopter Dick, at which point she suddenly lost any and all sexual desire.
by TexasUnicorn November 27, 2017
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A dance invented by Adam Morehouse, aka "Novawar" from the popular youtube channel LifesAGlitchTV. Usually preformed sitting in a desk chair, and always preformed to dubstep, most commonly the song "Bangarang" by Skrillex, it involves pumping your fists up into the air, as well as backstroking repeatedly. The dance is a reference to a time LAGTV went to a dubstep club and witness a man pull out his penis and proceed to flail it around to the beat of the dubstep. According to Adam, the dance can solve all of your relationship problems.
by Andrewist January 14, 2014
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Verb: The act of actually caring about a girl’s interests and personality vs just trying to get into her pants.
I hope Jenni reads the definition of helicopter dick so that she understands I actually care about people instead of being a tool.
by Zee of the Es Fam August 14, 2019