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A very beautiful girl in a blue polka-dot bikini. She will sometimes stuff her bikini.
"Hey bro, Helga Lumpneck is looking beautiful today."
by dude-man-guy December 29, 2020
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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Helga Lumpneck is a beautiful woman that stuffs her blue polka dotted swimsuit with beach balls. She has to be played in a movie by a guy that doesn’t want to play her, and she has a giant lump in her neck that makes her side ways over 90 degrees.
β€œDUDE! SHES HOT? Is she new?”
β€œYeah bro, that’s Helga Lumpneck”
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by dudette-woman-girl January 05, 2021
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