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Helga, a beautiful girl from either Iceland or Norway with a fine booty and boobs to kill for. Easily recognized by a cute smile and a lack of underwear. Can be salty and cranky as fuck but is a good girl on the inside.

Careful though, can't cook

Also became famous cause of Hey Arnold!
Man 1: Damn, look at that girl over there.
Man 2: Holy shit, that's pure wifey material.
Man 1: Yeah, a true Helga.
by PastaPesto December 05, 2017
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A large White Russian woman. Helga is usually a baker, they are old, wrinkly and walk around in sandals. The name is usually assumed by random people when they see old Russian women. They have horrid name picking skills so their children end up with the names: Gorg, Zorgan, paneletski or yuchef.
I bet a month salary she's a Helga!
by Ferret squad March 14, 2017
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She is loose. She has a small lady penis. She clam jams for her friends. However, she is a virgin and will be for a long time.
I was trying to get with this one girl, but then her ugly-ass friend, Helga, came and totally gave me a softie. Then she tried to fuck me.
by Bogren March 12, 2013
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Obsessively liking other people's social media updates, check-ins etc. without being close friends or romanticallly inclined to each other.
I was just checking in at this place 5 minute ago and she helgad me again.
by Robert Downsyndrom Jr. March 20, 2013
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nobody can deny she’s horrible and rude. she’s very selfish but she’s myseterious and makes everyone she sees fall in love with her (she’s a heartbreaker).
she has a big ass and an hourglass body even at a young age, her hair is longer than all of her relationships.
‘oh it’s helga’
incoming! it’s helga’
honestly i’m not going to lie she might be evil but i want her ass’
by deuiejxndkdksnnzjdks February 21, 2019
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A "Becky" is a blowjob, a "Helga" is a handjob.
Dude i went on a date with this girl and i got a Helga in the movie theater, It was the best Helga i have ever gotten before.
by Boogieman Gemma July 29, 2010
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