When three bros ejaculate in a girls eyes, ears, and mouth, leaving her blind, deaf, and dumb.

intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears

When you ignore someone, in the sense of pretending to neither see nor hear this person, as if you were blind and deaf, referenced from Cazwell

I don't see you I don't hear you you're dead to me! I Helen Kellered your ass!

One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.

When someone doesn't talk but uses their body to show what they want. To let one's body do the talking or to dance.

The highest grade of marijuana. The kind that leaves you feeling as useful as Helen Keller herself.