by fuck_you_hoe September 03, 2016
akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.
who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.
by lexicali slim September 17, 2009
circa 2005
country of origin: Katie Abbott
Mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: "Mother F'er" or "Mother Fucker".
Logically followed more archaic statement "Mother of Cheese" which is, in fact, a cow, or a "mother of a heifer".
country of origin: Katie Abbott
Mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: "Mother F'er" or "Mother Fucker".
Logically followed more archaic statement "Mother of Cheese" which is, in fact, a cow, or a "mother of a heifer".
random guy on college campus: "Dude, did you just see that hot girl go by on her Razor scooter? She totally just biffed it."
random hot girl on scooter: "MOTHER HEIFER!"
random hot girl on scooter: "MOTHER HEIFER!"
by Samantha Winter March 29, 2005
A large or obese promiscuous woman. A woman of loose morals, hygiene, and an ever expanding waistline.
I was too drunk to throw some game at the club so I ended up taking some stank heifer home and have been regretting it ever since.
by epilgo July 12, 2006
–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.
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