The safest, cleanest & greatest neighborhood in Chicago. Hegewisch is where East Side people move to when they finally realize that their pathetic little lives are shit.
Person 1: I can't believe I've lived like this for so long! I'm getting the fuck out of the East Side!
Person 2: Damn bro! Where are you going?
Person 1: Hegewisch!
Person 2: You lucky motherfucker! Do you need a roommate?
Person 2: Damn bro! Where are you going?
Person 1: Hegewisch!
Person 2: You lucky motherfucker! Do you need a roommate?
by SithMaggot October 05, 2015
by Big Chief April 21, 2005
hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.
by jackass April 22, 2005