Urban Dictionary: Hedgie

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Hedge fund investors.

Billionaire boomers that are mad butt hurt because some Redditors are buying GameStop stocks and costing them money.

HEDGIE, HEDGIE GETS A WEDGIE
LOSE SOME MONEY AND JUMPS OFF EDGIE

by FuckWedgies January 28, 2021

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Someone who works in the Hedge Fund industry.

Bro #1: Hey did you hear Brent is working at that new shop?!
Bro #2: Yeah, he's a Hedgie now..

by PSR91 April 18, 2020

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3

A person with similar qualities to a hedgehog

no definition for you

by David Richardson February 26, 2005

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4

a beut person hedge hedge babe!!!!

by lalaloopsie girl January 23, 2017

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