A. That one kid who annoys you

B. Annoying in a preppy way
Stop clicking your pen in class! You're such a hedge.

Trevor is wearing so much vineyards vines he's a hedge
by Bruhh V September 25, 2015
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When you stop at the bar to fit that last quick beer in and as your done chugging it and you're walking out you "verp" some in to your own hand, but not wanting to get it on the floor you just slurp it out of your own hand.
He chugged that last beer and on the way out he "hedged it."
by azfire March 10, 2018
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n.
1. A means of protection against financial loss.
2. A securities transaction designed to reduce the risk of an existing position.

v.
To minimize potential loss by counterbalancing one transaction, such as a bet, against another.
We can hedge the 04 convertable paper by going short the common stock.
by adamisaspaz March 04, 2003
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A form of rejection whereby one elusively retreats from your life with no explanation.
That jerk Vince just hedged me - he's the worst.
by ScolloP August 28, 2018
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Meaning awesome, cool, killer, sweet, good, very nice. Usually pertaining to someone or something looking or seeming "Hedge".
Wow! You look pretty HEDGE today, dude!
by Leeyayha June 20, 2016
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Stop clicking your pen in class, you are such a hedge.
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