Urban Dictionary: Hedgehog

A local meaning in Yorkshire for when a female needs to pull her top up.

Me:'Susan, hedgehog baby thats not attractive.'
Susan:'Oppsy, thankyou stunnah'
*pulls top up*

by Ian D May 07, 2012

whilst walking down the street you observe a group of chavs and say to your friend "watch out for that hedgehog"

by Bryan August 13, 2004

when a woman has shaven her DOO-DAH and stubble is evident

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

when an old man bends over in front of you ande his hairy bean bag pops out from between his legs

Man what the fuck, Grandpa just came out of his room and dropped his towel. The next thing I know his hedgehog is saying hi.

by loren goins February 21, 2004

the act of rubbing your butthole hair one one's mouth.

"let's do the hedgehog!"
"So dude I just walked in on your mom hedghogging your dad!"

shave your hedgehog ladies

by acpon March 30, 2004

I was expecting a greasy slide or at least a dead badger but when I took of her pantaloons I was confronted by an angry hedgehog

by rottencock October 10, 2019