Urban Dictionary: Hedgehog

When you cum in your partner's hair and then spike it up, like a hedgehog.

Dude, last night I gave my girl a hedgehog.
Did she look like Sonic?

by codster November 18, 2007

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A man you encourage your daughter to date, wed, or procreate with so you have a hedge fund for your non existent social security. Also known as "Fat F@#$%." Guys that have no other redeeming quality than a paycheck. Also see
"Mr. Collins" from Pride & Prejudice.

I used to be worried about my retirement, until my daughter
found her new hedge hog on e-harmony.

I don't know what I would do without my hedge hog fund... I am so glad I decided to procreate when I was 16, now I can retire at 35.

by floorfly November 29, 2010

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Hedgehog

When somebody's dress is failing down, shout HEDGEHOG and they will understand and pull it up, Bradford slang.

'Ey girl you need to hedgehog!'

Girl 1: 'Omg you hedgehog'

Girl 2: 'Er no, thats you lol'

Girl 1: 'No you need to hedgehog'

Girl 2: 'Least im not a mole, mole head mole head mole head mole head lol!'

Girl 1: 'No urban dictionary it gal!'

by Moleybrad March 10, 2012

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Hedgehog

A female (usually ugly) who refuses to shave her pubes.

Oh man, it was a jungle down there! What a hedgehog

by Meteorox May 16, 2011

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Hedge-hog

a nasty girl that you wouldn't let even your enemy screw! Also known as a hedgie

a fat chic with rotten teeth and tits that sag to her beltline! dirty, Hairy, Stinky and bears children from many different men, this is a HEDGE-HOG!!

by joedud February 26, 2009