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A man you encourage your daughter to date, wed, or procreate with so you have a hedge fund for your non existent social security. Also known as "Fat F@#$%." Guys that have no other redeeming quality than a paycheck. Also see
"Mr. Collins" from Pride & Prejudice.
"Mr. Collins" from Pride & Prejudice.
I used to be worried about my retirement, until my daughter
found her new hedge hog on e-harmony.
I don't know what I would do without my hedge hog fund... I am so glad I decided to procreate when I was 16, now I can retire at 35.
found her new hedge hog on e-harmony.
I don't know what I would do without my hedge hog fund... I am so glad I decided to procreate when I was 16, now I can retire at 35.
by floorfly November 29, 2010
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When somebody's dress is failing down, shout HEDGEHOG and they will understand and pull it up, Bradford slang.
'Ey girl you need to hedgehog!'
Girl 1: 'Omg you hedgehog'
Girl 2: 'Er no, thats you lol'
Girl 1: 'No you need to hedgehog'
Girl 2: 'Least im not a mole, mole head mole head mole head mole head lol!'
Girl 1: 'No urban dictionary it gal!'
Girl 1: 'Omg you hedgehog'
Girl 2: 'Er no, thats you lol'
Girl 1: 'No you need to hedgehog'
Girl 2: 'Least im not a mole, mole head mole head mole head mole head lol!'
Girl 1: 'No urban dictionary it gal!'
by Moleybrad March 10, 2012
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a fat chic with rotten teeth and tits that sag to her beltline! dirty, Hairy, Stinky and bears children from many different men, this is a HEDGE-HOG!!
by joedud February 26, 2009
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When your unattractive friend gets a ridiculously hot girl. Usually a high maintenance bitch, but makes up for it in looks.
by TRay$hawnn October 08, 2012