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An erect penis that naturally curves slightly upward. Angled to reach the female "G spot," this penis produces a more pleasurable sexual experience for the female, and leads to easily attainable orgasms.
"Daaaamn I love having sex with Big Papa. He has with heavens curve."

or lyrics (Tech n9ne): "You love my leg in third, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."
by willis_ May 24, 2009
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Usually referring to a mans penis being slightly to largely curved while an erection is occuring.
Tech n9ne: "You love my leg in thrid, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."
by mcnasty_303 April 20, 2009
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